
To have the context for this, you need to read the “Glenallen to Denali” post first. Try to picture the solitude and beauty of the Denali Highway.
True story. I swear…
OK, here’s the bad news.
There are Princess Cruise Line tour busses on the Denali Highway.
I was three hours down the Denali Highway when I saw the first one. Three hours down a gravel road with unforgettable scenery, around curves, and over mountain passes and one lane bridges. Three hours in which I saw two other vehicles, and zero people .
Then, as I headed down a hill toward a bridge over the Nenana river, I saw dozens of people milling about on the bridge and in the road in front of me. Their bus was pulled over to the side, and had big letters on the front advertising “PRINCESS”. This was a Princess Cruise Lines bus tour out of the Princess Denali Lodge. These were nice people who were spending the day on an optional wilderness tour as part of their land/sea/air vacation package. This was their rest stop before turning around and heading back to the Lodge. They were experiencing the wilderness.
There was a pickup truck on the other side of the bridge, waiting. He had stopped because the nice people on the bus tour were gathered on the one lane bridge taking wilderness pictures of the river. The tour director went out on the bridge and briarded (my new verb) them off the bridge so the pickup could get through. The pickup driver and I nodded and exchanged glances as he drove by and he headed into the 100 miles of gravel road ahead. Then it was my turn, and the tour director motioned to his folks to move over as I drove through.
I said good morning to all the nice people as I drove through, and got smiles and “Good Morning” in response. I believe they were all thrilled at seeing a genuine, silver haired Alaska mountain man coming out of the wilderness in his Explorer. I even have a week’s beard.
I saw the next bus about a half hour later, and it also said “PRINCESS” across the front. I had just pulled away from where I saw the wolf when I saw the bus coming down the road ahead. The wolf had been anxious to inspect the remains of the old campfire just off the road, but was wary of me and was in and out of the surrounding brush while I stayed there. I had pulled from him slowly, trying not to disturb him.
I still had my window down from taking pictures of the wolf. I put my arm out the window and started a “slow down” motion” to the bus driver. My immediate intent was to get the driver’s attention and have him stop. I thought that I would tell him that the wolf was still there just ahead, just off the road. If he drove by slowly, he probably wouldn’t spook the wolf, who was obviously interested in the old campsite. The passengers in the bus would have the opportunity perhaps of a lifetime, to see one of the wildest of creatures in Alaska. They could get pictures and could tell the folks at home and all their friends. Some of the folks at home and some of their friends might then want to come on a Princess Cruise Line vacation to Alaska. And some of them might even take the optional wilderness tour on the Denali Highway.
Or, if the driver didn’t slow down, the wolf would hear the bus coming, and run off into the brush before anyone on the bus knew he was there.
In the same motion that I started the “slow down” signal with , I raised my arm and gave a friendly wave at the bus as it went by. The nice driver smiled and waved back as he passed, never slowing down at all.
Take that, Princess Cruise Lines. This one’s for Skagway.
True story. I swear…
OK, here’s the bad news.
There are Princess Cruise Line tour busses on the Denali Highway.
I was three hours down the Denali Highway when I saw the first one. Three hours down a gravel road with unforgettable scenery, around curves, and over mountain passes and one lane bridges. Three hours in which I saw two other vehicles, and zero people .
Then, as I headed down a hill toward a bridge over the Nenana river, I saw dozens of people milling about on the bridge and in the road in front of me. Their bus was pulled over to the side, and had big letters on the front advertising “PRINCESS”. This was a Princess Cruise Lines bus tour out of the Princess Denali Lodge. These were nice people who were spending the day on an optional wilderness tour as part of their land/sea/air vacation package. This was their rest stop before turning around and heading back to the Lodge. They were experiencing the wilderness.
There was a pickup truck on the other side of the bridge, waiting. He had stopped because the nice people on the bus tour were gathered on the one lane bridge taking wilderness pictures of the river. The tour director went out on the bridge and briarded (my new verb) them off the bridge so the pickup could get through. The pickup driver and I nodded and exchanged glances as he drove by and he headed into the 100 miles of gravel road ahead. Then it was my turn, and the tour director motioned to his folks to move over as I drove through.
I said good morning to all the nice people as I drove through, and got smiles and “Good Morning” in response. I believe they were all thrilled at seeing a genuine, silver haired Alaska mountain man coming out of the wilderness in his Explorer. I even have a week’s beard.
I saw the next bus about a half hour later, and it also said “PRINCESS” across the front. I had just pulled away from where I saw the wolf when I saw the bus coming down the road ahead. The wolf had been anxious to inspect the remains of the old campfire just off the road, but was wary of me and was in and out of the surrounding brush while I stayed there. I had pulled from him slowly, trying not to disturb him.
I still had my window down from taking pictures of the wolf. I put my arm out the window and started a “slow down” motion” to the bus driver. My immediate intent was to get the driver’s attention and have him stop. I thought that I would tell him that the wolf was still there just ahead, just off the road. If he drove by slowly, he probably wouldn’t spook the wolf, who was obviously interested in the old campsite. The passengers in the bus would have the opportunity perhaps of a lifetime, to see one of the wildest of creatures in Alaska. They could get pictures and could tell the folks at home and all their friends. Some of the folks at home and some of their friends might then want to come on a Princess Cruise Line vacation to Alaska. And some of them might even take the optional wilderness tour on the Denali Highway.
Or, if the driver didn’t slow down, the wolf would hear the bus coming, and run off into the brush before anyone on the bus knew he was there.
In the same motion that I started the “slow down” signal with , I raised my arm and gave a friendly wave at the bus as it went by. The nice driver smiled and waved back as he passed, never slowing down at all.
Take that, Princess Cruise Lines. This one’s for Skagway.
10 comments:
Alan
Great story. That is really the way to see Alaska on a tour bus and 75 other people.
It sure sounds like you are seeing Alaska the right way. I love following your progress and really when you get back we could do a really nice book, including all of your blogs. Sounds like a wonderful time.
Thanks John
OK, OK, this Princess Cruise line bashing has got to stop! We have several friends who did the cruise and side trips and said they had a wonderful time! I guess if John doesn't want to go with me, well then I'll be forced to take some one else!
Your photos are great! Keep having fun!
Debi
Alan
We might be in a little trouble, but that is ok I enjoy reading your commentary on the cruise line tours. So what is gas costing a gallon up there. It went over $4.00 here. You sure are putting a lot of miles on that rental SUV.
That's a great story! Way to stick it to them. Revenge is sweet especially when they don't even know you got them back. First group thinks they saw some real Alaskan wildlife (Al as an Alaskan Mountain man) and the second group missed a real wild wolf because the bus never slowed down. Go Big Al! My hero!
Alan
Deb and I were looking at the map of Alaska.
Any thoughts of trying to make it to Pruhoe Bay.
Looks like it would be a nice trip, but a long way.
To the tune of Mr. Tamberine Man
Hey! Mr. Stickland , drive a ways for me,
I get car sick and Alaska's to far for me to get to.
So, hey! Mr. Stickland, drive a ways for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'm not followin' you.
Though I know that Ford Explorer has made a soreness in your can,
Has seen some mightly land,
Left us here to stand and see your all your blogging.
Your stamina amazes us, you hardly stop to eat,
You have no one to meet
And the the long road leaves you lots of time for day dreaming.
Hey! Mr. Stickland , drive a ways for me,
I get carsick and Alaska's to far for me to get to.
So, hey! Mr. Stickland, drive a ways for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'm not followin' you.
So your headed up the Denali in the Explorer for your trip,
Your senses have been stripped, your hands can't feel to grip,
Your cellphone has no service, hoping only for some WIFI
To be workin'.
You're headed to Fairbanks, You're ready for to make
Your own parade, cast your blog our way,
And let that white beard just keep on growin'.
Hey! Mr. Stickland , drive a ways for me,
I get carsick and Alaska's to far for me to get to.
So, hey! Mr. Stickland, drive a ways for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'm not followin' you.
Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
It's not aimed at anyone, it's just Moose' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
While you're drivin all the time, it's just a tour bus from behind behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just those folks from
Princess Cruise you're fleein'.
Hey! Mr. Stickland , drive a ways for me,
I get carsick and Alaska's to far for me to get to.
So, hey! Mr. Stickland, drive a ways for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'm not followin' you.
Love the comments. John, I was looking at the map last night myself and thinking about the Dalton Highway. The Dalton is a notoriously bad road. It's called the Haul Road and if you see anyone on it, it's truckers hauling a**. But I thought I might check it out today once I get to Fairbanks, and maybe up it a ways.
Leaving the Black Bear coffee shop in Denali now and heading for Fairbanks.
Love the comments. John, I was looking at the map last night myself and thinking about the Dalton Highway. The Dalton is a notoriously bad road. It's called the Haul Road and if you see anyone on it, it's truckers hauling a**. But I thought I might check it out today once I get to Fairbanks, and maybe up it a ways.
Leaving the Black Bear coffee shop in Denali now and heading for Fairbanks.
Hey look! Its an Alaskan native with native alaskan silver hair! Lets take a picture of him!
Your stories are great and I can imagine how jarring that must be to see all of the tour groups.
Soooooo neat that you saw a wolf! How cool...all of the wildlife there is really something special. Good call going to Denali. Sounds like it was well worth it.
Did I mention its like 100 degrees here?!
Marks songs rock! If you ever write a book or something about your trip, Mark could make a cd to go along with it!
Love ya
Jo
To the tune of Fire and Rain - about the heat wave - send some cool air to Charlotte ASAP.
Just yesterday morning I remembered you were gone
Big Al the plans you made had you driving north
I was burning up this morning when I wrote down this song
But it's so hot I can't remember what I wrote it for
You've seen cool and I've seen heat
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
It's been so damn hot here I thought I'd buned my toes
Al, you sure picked the right time to go
Won't you look down upon me, Al Stickland
You've got to send some cold air home
I know it's in the 60's south of Nome
My body's burining and the hose is in my hand
My yard looks like a desert land
You've seen cool and I've seen heat
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
It's been so damn hot here I thought I'd buned my toes
Al, you sure picked the right time to go
Been so hot I'm seeing double with my back turned towards the sun
Lord knows when the hot wind blows it'll turn your head around
Well, there's no enough time for the telephone line to talk about things to come to come
I got to go water everything in the ground
You've seen cool and I've seen heat
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end
It's been so damn hot here I thought I'd buned my toes
Al, you sure picked the right time to go
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